July 2011
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Fucking ridiculous.
So remember the other day when I talked about my mom seeing my profile picture and getting “concerned” about me?
Well I was just upstairs and my dad comes up to me all serious and goes “Look, we need to talk about those pictures.”
Me: “What about them dad? It’s not a big deal, it was just a joke, I don’t know why you and mom are freaking out about...
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Aymeline Valade
is probably my favorite model. She has the ability to look both strikingly masculine and delicately feminine, but no matter what, she always looks incredibly powerful in all of her photos and I love that.
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My mom
saw my profile picture (which is me flopped over the side of a bathtub, with absurdly overdramatic eye-makeup on and a rubber ducky sitting on my head, don’t worry I have clothes on in the picture) and got really upset and was like “You know your father and I support you and your sexuality but it’s a little upsetting seeing a picture of your own son looking like that”
and...
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The Daily Bitch:
-If you’re a man wearing capri’s, talking about your “girlfriend”: you might be hiding something.
-If 90% of your photos on fb are of you cocking your head and smiling, with your hand on your hip, next to your bff in some seedy bar downtown: you might be a suburban bitch.
-I swear to god TV executives sit down and plan on showing us raunchy sex scenes SPECIFICALLY when...
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So EXCITED.
I just got off the phone with this amazing stylist from my city and she’s setting up an appointment for me to meet her and the producers of fashion week! I’m meeting them to hopefully become an intern and I can’t wait!
…fuck what do I wear?
I’ll probably just wear like pajamas and a stylish hat:
I've started keeping a dream journal again
I remember this past year I found my old one and it was a really big source of inspiration, and it’s nice to have a record of my wild subconscious. Lately I’ve been drawing based off of dreams I’ve had, I’ll post some pictures lata.
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I keep seeing
all of these photos on tumblr of these beautiful girls laying on the ground with pills around them, or with cut wrists, or hanging or something like that. All of the pictures have thousands of reblogs.
I really wish people wouldn’t reblog that stuff because it almost seems like they’re promoting it. Like these unrealistically beautiful women in the pictures are making destruction seem...
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Anonymous asked: Can I sit on your face?
Anonymous asked: Are you a top, bottom, or power bottom? How many inches is best? Length or girth? Are you a virgin? Would you ever tittyfuck someone?
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The Daily Bitch:
-My boss (mind you, she’s a middle-aged mother of 5) called me a “fuck-nut” at work today
-Working in retail sucks when I’m trying to save all my money because all I can think about is all of the silk scarves and shoes and shirts and sunglasses and bracelets that I simply “have” to have
-Jean cutoffs aren’t acceptable on anyone, let alone 50 year old men...
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Tonight at work
A customer came up to me and was like “Hi, can I make a payment on my store card?” and I MEANT to say “Sure!” but my brain cracked and I said “Three!”
Because 3 is the first number of one of the codes I have to put in to unlock the register and I was just about to type it but honestly…it was really fucking hard to explain that to the customer and he...
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Mumford and Sons- Awake My Soul
My favorite thing
is driving on the country roads around my house while the sun is setting and listening to Mumford & Sons.
I bought a sleek distressed leather blazer yesterday, and tonight my cuppycake and I are going into the city to show off our beautiful new clothes.
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I'm trying to save money for another possible trip...
But I’m looking through the online Moschino Boutique and there’s an absolutely gorgeous silk scarf that I want so badly but I HAVE TO RESIST.
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Sorry for another really negative post...
I’m just in a mood. If you don’t feel like delving into a big emotional crock-pot, read no further.
I’m not one of those people that blogs about love and boys 24/7 and posts all of those black and white pictures with “reblog if you hope he’s thinking of you too” written on them or some bullshit like that. But I’ve felt really lonely for a while now, I...
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fuckity shit mctits.
I’m in a fussy mood because I just got off a shitty work shift and some asshole tailgated me the whole way home with his brights on, and I have to be back to work at 7 in the morning, work for 6 hours, go home for a couple hours, and then go BACK to work until close.
On the bright side, there’s a chance I might go back to the motherland (Manhattan) in the fall with my 3 precious...
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Dubstep remixes of Ellie Goulding:
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